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In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of tylenol also has a generic name of acetaminophen. Aleve is also caleld Napraxen. Amoxil is also called amoxcillin and advil is also called ibuprofen. The FDA has been lookin for a generic name for viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government expedrts, it recently annouceed that it has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin,Mydixarizin,Dixafix, and of course , ibepokin. Pfizer corp. announced today that viagra will soon be avaliable in liquid form, and will be marketed by pepsi cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the namese of " cock tails " " high Balls" and just a good old fashioned "stiff drink" pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of MOUNT ; DO.
Now thoughts for the day--->There is more money being spent on breast implants and viagra today than on alzheimer's research. this means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.... |
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